Ugly Christmas Sweater - Santa Doesn't Believe in You

Think you’re too grown-up to believe in Santa? That’s fine. Just know then he doesn’t believe in you either.

This delightfully petty holiday sweater is perfect for anyone who left cookies out one year too few. Featuring a salty Santa strutting away from his sleigh like he just got ghosted, surrounded by classic holiday patterns and a blizzard of passive-aggressive cheer, it’s the ultimate clapback from the North Pole.

Red cuffs and collar frame the navy blue chaos, while marching penguins and snowmen watch silently—probably judging you, too.

Crafted for comfort and built to last, this ultra-soft, lightweight crew-neck sweater features a classic fit and unisex sizing for easy, all-day wear. Intricately knitted on demand using a 12-gauge Birdseye Jacquard stitch, each sweater blends 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a soft-feel fabric that’s both breathable and durable. With four-color jacquard knit detail and solid color trim, this sweater weighs in at just around 1lb—perfect for layering or stealing the spotlight solo.

Ideal for:

• Recovering believers

• Jaded elves

• That one friend who’s just a little too smug about being a realist

Belief is a two-way street. And Santa’s done playing games.